/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>being a snob about a food that's basically impossible to fuck up unless you have severe brain damage
Aim high, /ck/

>>10906340
>10 year old girl is fatter than the 40 year old dad who looks like he's 50 because wh*teoids have bad genes
I'm glad the wh*te race will be extinct soon

ITT: I only eat chicken tenders because I'm a real cave man

>>10900427
>being a snob about Tojiro
This is like being a snob about McDonalds

Never change, /ck/

I don't really care much about keto one way or the other, but I've noticed it really triggers people on /ck/, I assume because fat fucks feel personally attacked when the subject of watching what you eat comes up (muh genetics)

Keep up the good work ketobros, and stay triggered, fatties

>go into a business specifically designed to cater to poor stupid people with shit taste?
>huh? why is it full of poor stupid people with shit taste? oh I know it must be the escaped slaves, my ancestors were from the other continent so I'm better than them! anyway gimme a serving of pink slime drowned in HFCS please. what!? the price went up by 2 cents? THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!
You all look the same to us

>>10870490
>I paid someone else to fix my overly thick meat axe
Krautshit owners in a nutshell

>>10855307
>>10855293
>I grew up eating processed shitfood so meat and soy are why I have bitch tits
Get some exercise and eat your vegetables, fatty

>>10842591
>rust
>brand new $800 knife

>>10802540
>pasteurized
>having to explain that the mold is safe

It's another "low-tier coffee chain culturally intimidates the flyovers" thread.

Let me guess, "successful" people in your food desert drive their shoddily-built American cars for hours and hours burning many gallons of gasoline just to be seen in line ordering the provocatively hip new "cappuccinos" so they can post it on local social media and project an image of sophisticated upscale chic.

Predictably, the 1 public bus route in your entire state doesn't have a stop near that particular "upscale" strip mall, due to pressure from the local chamber of commerce to keep the "bad elements" away from anything actually useful. So you have yet to personally experience this fashionable, exclusive new kind of coffee, other than vicariously through Facebook.

Soon, the box factory will reopen though. Jefferson Davis Sessions and his destroying angel Betsie De Vos will inflict the Lord's wrath upon all these minorities and coastie college cuckolds who are keeping you down, and you'll be a winner just like those elite gastronomes who smugly sip their $15 coffee drinks whilst fiddling with fruit-branded consumer goods.

>>10783855
>cleveland
>the food scene here is extremely diverse and very well represented
This is what flyovers actually believe. Enjoy your moo goo gai pan and butter chicken

>this is what /ck/ considers attractive
>being able to fry an egg makes you a 99th percentile rare culinary genius
So does everyone here live in some flyover shit hole where everyone is unbelievably fat and eats garbage, or what?

>>10768992
>>10768968
>identical spacing
>identical level of anger over nothing
>identical level of random personal insults and projection
Luthier guy is so drunk that he forgot he wrote that, and got mad at himself

>>10758913
>Servers think I am doing business and get good service as they think I'm rich entrepreneur type
Yes I'm SURE that's what they're thinking

>>10745607
>I can afford antibiotic-soaked mudlot CAFO shitmeat and HFCS little debbie snack cakes with no expiration date so I'm rich

>>10741156
>small child already has metal teeth caps
The absolute state of wh*teoids

>>10735786
>we wuz slave owners and sheeeit
America is going to be Asian and Hispanic majority within a generation, but at least you'll always have your former slaves to shit upon and call mean names as consolation

>>10625266
>>10625232
>false flagging this hard
Post tramp stamp