/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10802809
>turn the oven on for 5 mins to mellow him out

for real dont fuckin cook it lmfao thats kinda fucked up. i'd probably just block off all the exits from the kitchen and open the door with huge gloves or whatever else i can find and then catch it by hand - bring it outside and let it go some place.

>>10506513
>mfw when it's real.
http://soylenthog.com/
There is a phone number too.