/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>freshman year of uni
>never drank before until a few weeks ago
>new drink friends invite me to their dorm room
>have handle of tequila
>make it our mission to finish it that night
>some people come by but we are all pissed so leave shortly after
>mission completed
>next day
>go to cafeteria to eat
>asked by this qt3.14 that's friends with the other two if I'm OK
>wot.jpg
>say I'm fine
>tell friends about how weird that was
>apparently she came by, I shortly after vomitted on friends couch multiple times, and start talking/sobbing to her while I talk about how worthless and shitty I am
>beta.jpg

On another note, I have gotten a DUI while driving to pick up weed (California)

I don't nearly drink as much as I did then, but am pretty much an alchy, haven't blacked out in a while and drink every day but not too much as I live with my folks

Also I may have gotten borderline raped one time while blackout (if wimmin standards apply to both genders)

>>6552090
>mom
>Saturday morning YuGiOh fix

Jesus your mom is a fucking manlet and/or weeb