/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Let's have a thread of /ck/ stories. I'll start:

>be me
>1st year at uni
>move to a shared flat
>2 guys will live with me for a few months, better be nice to them
>guys are useless idiots who don't even know how to fry an egg, but they're kinda okay
>1st day, I try to make my own food at the flat's kitchen
>tfw there's only pre-prepared food (mostly instant noodles and microwave rice)
>decide to buy pans and utensils to make me food and not the shit they ate
>when I lived with my parents I had to make my own food since I was 15 so I have kinda medium tier of cooking knowledge, also I love to do new things
>decide that first day to eat at a restaurant I knew and, at night, make some decent food for all
>the night comes and douchebags ask why I bought all that shit if they don't cook
>"bitch, that's for me"
>make some curry-flavoured kitchen and rice to them
>tfw their faces
>from now on I would do all the things they ate during what was going to be there

A month and a half later:

>a guy from the idiots' pair has a crush on a girl
>idiot told her that she could come to eat to his house cuz he knew of guy that cooks very well and that can make a really good dinner meal
>guess who that guy is
>tfw I have to stay a whole night making his meal to fuck that girl because I'm too nice to say no to that
>guys pregs to me and passes me 100 euros (place is Spain)
>try to see the good side: I'll act like a chef and see if I have the level, also I won some delicious money
>think about what I cook to them
>a week passes and I got it
>day arrives and I'm finishing some dishes
>meanwhile the couple arrives
>nice girl, an 8/10, not bad at all
>she gives me two kisses in the cheecks, I do the same
>I made a simple salad with goat cheese to start the dinner
>girl likes it, it's a common-tier salad so I don't expect much
>next is vegetable tempura with grilled steak
>things look tasty

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