/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Live alone in 1 bedroom flat
>Make the same 4-5 foods in bulk because they're tasty, can be eaten hot or cold and store easily
>Make enough to last a week and rotate through
>Fall for the GF meme
>She moves in
>She could probably fuck up cornflakes and milk
>Extremely picky eater
>Won't ever eat the same meal twice in a row
>Won't try new things
>Demands I accommodate her "requirements" and won't ever cook herself
>Forced her to try and she looked like I was forcing her to eat roadkill, and spits it out before it could have possibly touched her tongue
>Wants me to make all these shit meals her parents used to make her as a kid (despite refusing to ever eat my childhood meals)
>Put my foot down one day and tell her if Im the only one cooking, then I pick the meals
>She's eaten takeout every meal for the last 2 weeks in defiance
>Already looks like shes gaining weight

>>9711588
>>9711592
>>9710209
>ywn enjoy a meal with yuka
why is there so much evil in this world?

>>9499068
>get invited over
>host has made 8 different meme dishes I know have to eat and pretend I like
I want your kind to die out

>>9296440
TFW no qt nip gf to eat away all my income

>>9296477
>Bulimia
Just no

I could do bane posting on /tv/
the for me the mchicken was fine
but this mi goreng shit posting is getting to me man make it stop

>>8922378
>ywn cook for your wife's son
Y EVEN LIV

When my mom worked the overnight shift at Mc Ds she would take me with her since left home alone I would fuck up something or be really loud and the the rest of the apartment building would complain

I guess the manager let her as long as I stayed in the kids area. Those were the good days. I would have the entire play area all to myself I would play till I exhausted myself out and went to sleep in the ball pit

>>8121182
>tfw no gf to enjoy fall with.

When we were young, me and my brother used to be little fatties, so our dad would shout at us and yell at us to go get some exercise.

He'd usually shove us out of the doorway and tell us to run around until we came home sweating. Usually, my brother and I would stash little pockets of cash on us and we'd walk on up to McDonalds and help ourselves to a little burger or two while we waited for the sun to go down.

We'd usually sprint back home and spray each other with the water hose to make it look like we were sweating, and then we'd run up the steps and act all out of breath before coming back in to do it all over again the next day.

Nowadays, me and my brother don't eat junk food anymore and our health took a total 180 for the better, but every now and then I keep thinking back to those days and wondering just how close we probably came to having mini heart-attacks while we were sleeping.

We probably just slept through them

>>5736417

cori

>tfw ginger ale is near impossible to find in the uk

Ginger Beer is nice but goddamn I want some ginger ale.