/ck/ - Food & Cooking

(Wait... They didn't [taste] like anything...?)
(How could that be... Surely with the added flavors...)
(Unless....)
GAAAAAAAH!
(Thats it! I've solved the mystery of this whole case! Now I just need to [turn my thinking around]!)
(If the burgers weren't hamburger flavored... they must have been [diguised] as cheese burgers!)
(Then that means...!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic
Your honor, I believe i've solved this entire case. We've been led to believe that the deceased were in fact of [american cheese descent].
But that is actually not the case, You see... This was actually a minor translation error on the part of the OP.
The deceased, were actually... [Ramen noodles!]
Isn't that right? OP?