/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Did you just hecking break your spaghetti to alter a meal to your preference, my nonna is literally rolling in her literal grave literally right now, LITERALLY

>when making pasta you WILL make a well in the middle of the flour before putting wet ingredients in because you just WILL OKAY???????

>>17645067
NO CREAM

>>17452522
No you have to have 3 different bottles of olive oil - each one is for it's own specific purpose.

>>17381174
>ITT cooking habits that people should be sent to re-education camps for

>>17343572
>Have you seen americans?
>>17343573
>america, could you just not?
>>17343586
>fatfuk cuisine
>you go lardass

>>17341820
>>ranch
>You must be 18+ to visit this internet website and under 300lbs to post on this board

>>17341457
>I can't wait until jakposting itself becomes a permaban like the furries got.
>>17341406
>I remember when I was underage
>>17341272
>newfag
>>17341360
>newfag
>>17341359
>>encouraging newfaggotry
>go back

Don't buy Italian products. It's all a mafia scam, canola oil diluted olive oil, using chinese tomatos in canned tomatos, buffalo mozzarella made from regular cow milk etc.

Mama mia! no breaky spaghetti-oh!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST ADAPT RECIPE TO YOUR PERSONAL TASTES OR LOCAL AVAILABILITY OF INGREDIENTS
>VAFANGOOL GABAGOOL CASA DI MERDA!

>>16745621
>>ingredient #1 - 1 1/2 cups heavy cream
>>throw book in the trash while crying and yelling
>Just fuck off, you stupid bitch

OOHHH AYYY OHHHH YOU CANT-A SPLITTA DA PASTROLIOLIO MARONE! MY COUSIN VINNY WILL HAVVA YOU HEAD FOR DAT!! OHHHHHHH!!!

>>16483849
>espresso machine
You're supposed to drink espresso at the caffé, you fucking degenerate.

>REEEEEEEEE ITS NOT CARBONARA IF YOU ADD CREAM REEEEEEE YOU DIDNT CRUSH THE TOMATOES WITH YOUR FEET JUST LIKE MAMA A USED TO DO
Italians are the fucking worst. Listen, faggots: your cuisine is now Italian American and we perfected it.

Is there anything more insufferable than butthurt Italians?

>YOU CANT SNAPPA DA PASTROLIO!! WASSA MADDA YOU??

>>16180428
>YOU CANT JUST HATE-A DA GABAGOOL!! WASSA MADDA YOU??

>Watching Americans eat

>lol at pretending like fried rice has any rules. it's poverty cuisine, literally just "put whatever I can find into this rice for actual nutrition" that people in Asia have had to do since rice has absolutely no nutritional value beyond calories whatsoever.

>Spaghetti is the most useless noodle. Every other form of pasta outperforms at one job or another. There isn't a single task that spaghetti does, that isn't surpassed by another form of pasta.

>>15626442