/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>weebs arguing about meme steak

>waiter at restaurant
>group of 4 stay an hour past closing time
>"hi you guys mind if i clear up some of those empty glasses?"
>"sure anon, i know u want us to get out of here, i know u dont wanna smile but we still can"
>realize im autistic and never smile
>"haha, its fine u guys, and i mean hey, the longer u guys are here the more I get paid"
>"......ok"
What the fuck was that really too far? I know im sped but i really thought that was a good lighthearted joke. Im literally staring at them as they talk to my manager rn.

>watching Colbert

In English, doc?

>rustic

Sadly Greggs is too 'intimate' for me so I can't go in very often. I like McDonalds, KFC etc due to drive thru and even if I have to walk in their is a big counter seperating me and the staff. In Greggs it is me, then the food then the staff. I have the same problem with Subway but it is even worse in Greggs because the shops tend to be even smaller.
I haven't been to Greggs in 4 years. The last time I asked for a cheese and onion pasty and the assistant asked me to repeat myself. Felt so fucking nervous and tried to pretend I said 'just squeezed my bunion, nasty!'. Bent and grabbed my foot then limped out pretending I wasn't hungry. Fucking can't handle it. Sometimes I have the Iceland Greggs stuff but it isn't the same.

>>6504109
>having non-white friends