/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Good morning, I hope you're having an amazing day, it's Mark Wiens, and today I'm in /ck/, 4chan. Come join me on an exciting adventure where I use the same adjectives to describe what I'm eating, no matter what part of the world I'm in, and watch as I make up new words or incorrectly use existing ones. I'll be with a local guide, who I will pretend is my friend, but our relationship is completely professional, and I won't be letting him talk very much. I will also be joined by my wife Ying, whose looks are actually pretty low-end even by Thai standards, and the most important thing she'll be doing is holding the camera while I eat. And over here is my son Micah, who doesn't do anything at all, which is understandable because he's a baby, but he'll still have more screentime than the rest of my crew. Even though I sort of look like Jim Carrey, my acting is nowhere near as good as his, so you'll be seeing me pretending to enjoy things I don't really like quite often. I will also be putting a positive twist to everything, because I want to be regarded as down-to-earth, humble and kind. If you like what you're watching and would like to see more, please subscribe, and don't forget to hit the bell icon. Thank you and good night, from /ck/!

has anyone here ever developed a taste for human flesh?

why do mods on /ck/ openly allow for babish shilling? Been here forever and people have their conspiracy theories on people shilling but I am absolutely 100% positive people here are unironically (and flagrantly) shilling for babish

jew blood protects him?

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>Micah, don't forget to finish your Pepsi

So moist, so tender, so juicy, so..

*sirens*

YING GET IN THE VAN