/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to the pub
>order pie w/ chips and peas drenched in gravy
>cold glass of milk to wash it all down

Sublime.

>>15749265
Good one

>wife and I both work from home
>she can't really cook and I'm an artist so I have way more free time
>do 90% of the cooking
>get a mandolin one day so we can have pickled red onions in the house
>get a cheap $30 and complain the entire time the guard is shit
>get through 4 onions and fill the first jar
>start working on some carrots
>get through the first one and consider switching to a knife because the mandolin was giving me way too thick slices, like 5mm thick and I wanted paper thin
>"I'll finish this carrot and switch"
>carrot breaks in half and decide fuck the guard I'll be careful
>swipe it twice
>feel a twinge
>2cm of my middle finger is gone, now gushing blood
>assume it's the same as every other minor injury I've had to my hands over the years
>calmly ask wife to help me out in the bathroom
>start realizing how bad it is because holding gauze to it isn't stopping the bleeding
>wife is panicking super fucking hard and can't help me too much because she's so scared
>tourniquet my finger and sit down, ask her to go look up what to do
>she runs out of the room to get her phone
>next thing I know I'm on the ground
>turns out my blood pressure dropped and I spiked my head off of the ground after passing out for a moment
>she's shaking me trying to get me awake and telling me she's calling the ambulance
>end up regrowing 99% of the tip of my finger but unable to hold a pen for a month plus

Cut myself worse doing hobby shit years earlier when I took the front side of my thumb mostly off but there's something to be said when you're simultaneously worried about not scaring the person who's helping you and terrified of why that shit is still bleeding.

>>13687340
>517g of protein

>>12546457
1 entire loaf of white bread with a whole 300g pack of butter, an entire ham with that. 1 liter of milk. an entire cheesecake and a big bowl of pasta with sauce and meat.