/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6800978

tfw what is people are saying

>>5685797

Another story starring mother dearest:

>no one taught her how to really cook growing up (she grew up in foster care)
>adobo, lawry's seasoning salt, and sazon everywhere
>teaches me how to 'cook' at age 12
>tells me to test if I over-salted the chicken by licking my fingers that's been touching the RAW FUCKING CHICKEN
>do it pretty frequently since I end up the one normally cooking, sometimes the chicken is undercooked but mom says that its okay because sometimes steak is underdone
>one day become violently ill
>can't get up from bed, in severe pain, vomiting and shitting everywhere
>doctor tells mom I've contracted salmonella
>"but she hasn't eaten salmon, doctor."
>he explains that it came from eating raw chicken
>her face when