/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>little girl keeps slapping my butt and running away
>after the second or third time I look around to try and find her parents
>an employee witnesses it but pretends not to, I approach him and ask if he find her mom or something
>turns out it's a midget in a wig
>nobody is able to catch him because he's too quick and hides in the vents

>>8273041
I've had "deep dish" pizza like that before. They even had the audacity to call their store "Chicago Deep Dish". Absolutely disgusting.

>From Houston, Texas, food capitol of the South
>Going to college in Alabama
>Driving through Mississippi, decide to stop for food
>Stop at local BBQ joint because in my experience, the shittier it looks, the better the BBQ
>Order brisket
>Comes with wheat bread and corn on the cob, which should have been my first warning
>Get food
>Open lid
>It's pulled and covered in BBQ sauce

Why can't other southern states cook, /ck/?