/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17880721

Couple weeks ago

>be doing hvac inspection at miami mall
>havent been to a mall in years
>have to pause inspection because retard cubans find new ways to fuck everything up
>take early lunch
>wander over to food court
>fuck yeah shitty chink food, gonna go ham on broccoli beef and bourbon chicken
>all the food is beautiful and steaming behind the glass
>try to order and retard behind counter says they arent open yet
>wander around and try to find something else to eat
>immediately afterwards see other people ordering food from chinese place
>go back over and get ignored for a few minutes
>retard finally takes my order
>take my food and sit down
>its fucking disgusting but just scratches that itch
>head back to inspection site
>last about 5 minutes before my stomach starts cramping
>end up late for my own inspection because i end up with explosive diarrhea in mall bathroom
>worth it

>>9465714
>suicide
Not today, faggot. And by "1/3 of a bottle" I'm guessing you mean 250-333ml. Spare a couple ounces of that sauce to disinfect your arm and then wrap it up. I almost lost my left arm to thrombophlebitis in my early 20s. Wasn't due to drink, so you can fill in the blanks.
Get squared up, bruv. Not gonna pretend your behavior will change mine, but it'd make my current bender feel even better if you followed up with an image of the wound properly fucking bandaged.

>>9317551
Nigger, eating out alone with a good book and a cold beer is one of the most relaxing things you could possibly do. If you feel like you're being judged, it's not because eating out alone is inherently awkward, it's because you're a massive fucking autist.

>>9288384
Not as bad as "x" & "y". There was a restaurant in my city called, I shit you not, "Fork & Taco". I don't know how many people they had involved, investors, owners, whatever. But it took a team of people to all agree to throw tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars at a restaurant named fucking "Fork & Taco". If anyone has seen a dumber name for a restaurant that actually existed, please let me know.

>>9180107
While mostly true, you won't find many who would choose to use the inferior tool, unless for some very specific artistic purpose.

>>9180473
True, but he just seems so incredibly douchey. Like nothing I've seen before.

>>6138837
A bunch of shit restaurants were made in cali that doesn't make them any good del taco is shit tier compared to in n out you cant even compare the quality in product's that they both serve