/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18317327
>>18317329
>I can eat popcorn all day. I don't throw 1500 calories of oil on it though. Nor do I salt it like I'm trying to preserve it

>I'm sure it tastes nice, but I'm not getting all that fucking grease on my hands. Give me some gloves or no sale.

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>17057400
>washingtonpost.com
I'm thinking you might be the feces consumer here.

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>16504800
Is this a picture of you?

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>to be fair, processed meat has been listed as a carcinogen

>>14786952
>DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OBJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice fluoridated water or three and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!

>>14390287
>Any black owned wineries? I like wine but most of it is owned by wypipo and I'm trying not to buy from them anymore.

>>13917547
>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OBJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice fluoridated water or three and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!

>>13909694
>I don't eat candy bars. I eat chocolate bars. One square of this has more flavor than an entire candy bar.
>Honorable mention goes to Kit Kat 70%, the best candy bar ever made. I prefer pure chocolate, though.

>>13882197
>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OBJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice fluoridated water or three and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!

>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice fluoridated water or three and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!

>>13565537
>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice fluoridated water or three and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!

>>13558778
>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice fluoridated water or three and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!

>>13373482
>haha, DUDE, it’s a RESTAURANT where they serve RAMEN but it’s not the SAME kind of packaged CRAP we ate in COLLEGE! It’s GOURMET ramen cooked in a KITCHEN by an actual CHEF! I’m so STOKED bro.

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>I'll have 6 boneless honey BBQ wings

>oh..can I have a to-go box too

>I'll have 6 lemon pepper wings, Boneless please

>>12498678
wow racist