/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>pic related
>be like 10
>in car with mom dad and my 2 sisters
>driving home from dinner
>been holding in a big shit for a while
>Oh shit cant hold on anymore
>lift my arse of the seat with my arms
>take the biggest most compressed shit of my life
>with maximum focus im hovering above this log
>dad pulls over at this house he bought so we could check it out
>get out of car last and lag behind the rest of family so i can dispose of turd
>place turd on the grass nature strip so it looks like a dog did it
>noone suspected a thing, perfect crime