/ck/ - Food & Cooking

post whatever you want on the internet all day, I'm still leaving my trash out and also getting red sauce all over my hand and touching door handles

>foreigner trespasses on my land(canada - holy soil)
>he asks me where the mcdonalds is located
>I point him the wrong way

the entire nation state of america fell that day

>>12736859
brilliant logic, have you considered a career as a cringy atheist?

guys just let me go get my calorie thermometer, I'll stick it in my sushi and get a caloric reading-

oh wait, there is no objective measuring tool of how many "calories" are in food. They just make it up

By making them formal ties

Have some class, anon

I don't wash my fruit before eating it.

>>12227511
home"owners" btfo

>>12218042
but the whole joke in pokemon was that it's common to serve ducks with leeks in meals. That's why he holds a garnish as a weapon.

you're just making a normal meal bro, I'm sorry.

>>11249677
For me it's happiness for everyone involved.

Your cheese grater doesn't need to be washed, ever, as long as you only use it for cheese, and you should only be using it for cheese because it's a cheese grater, but you could also grate potatoes on it, but doing that is so annoying so don't bother grating potatoes is like really hard.

I'm sure I have more tricks I'll think of in time.

>>11173881
ITT: raging wagies 40 million dollars in debt because everyone told them going to school was the smart thing to do so you can work at macdonalds because business degrees are a dime a dozen while you live in a shoebox getting jealous about me and my big backyard and huge amounts of free time to play with my bow and arrow

>>9970247
No you're a herbivore. That's why you can't eat that fish. Even a cat could eat that fish. Are you smaller than a cat?

I like to buy local.