/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15553096
Might be a shocker, but I don't own a smartphone nor a camera and I'm not taking my shitty hp out to the freezer or barn when we're snowed in. I also never said, that I am a professional butcher. I kill and butcher my own animals for self sufficiency. Pro tip: Hammers are great stunt guns and hanging a chicken by it's legs for a couple minutes makes it comatous, which is easier on the animal and the mess.

Again, I can't imagine in what a shithole you must live to think that's ridiculously unlikely.But be my guest, fren.