/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sitting outside a bar because I lost my m8s
>drunk qt walks over to me and sits on my lap
>starts kissing me on my cheek saying “oh darling, I’m so glad I found you”
>few seconds later she takes another glance at me and says “sorry”
>she gets up and sees her boyfriend leaving the bar

If she had stayed on my lap for a couple more seconds I would’ve been in a fight.

same night a few minutes later

>some black dude starts pushing a bouncer
>bouncer choke slams him and pins the dude
>holds him there for a few minutes
>eventually let’s him go
>30 or so people witness it and laugh their asses off
>embarrassed black dude stands up and says “I’m gonna come back her and kill all of y’all”
>laughing intensifies

Pretty entertaining night

Meal 1:
Granola bar

Meal 2:
1 Chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell

Meal 3:
16 ounces of chili

Meal 4:
Whiskey

>>10317733
Reminds me of the time I was shitfaced in Atlanta and couldn’t find my friends in the club so I went outside and fell asleep next to their car. I was so shitfaced I took everything out of my pockets and layed them next to me hoping that if I got mugged they’d leave me alone since I already had it out. It was also in the middle of winter but luckily I lived in the south so it was 20 degrees out

>>9559619
Genuinely concerned about what will happen to Randy Bobandy without Lahey