/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19203995
I used to save time by washing my dishes in the tub with me while I bathed, but I don't do that anymore, I found a more efficient and easier way to deal with my dishes.

>>18047620
keto looks expensive

>>17895936
pork belongs in frankfurters, you jew
I don't know how the beef industry and Jews convinced Americans that pork was a bad meat but they're disgusting, greedy "people" that will burn in hell

>>17850415

I don't even talk to customers unless they are in speaking distance at normal tone of voice. So they'll usually shout at me from halfway across the plaza and explain to me a very long story about how the beer they like is out of stock and they left their id at home but there's stretch marks from their most recent child on their stomach and anyone who gave birth recently can have honey ale from sweden.

I'll just walk up slowly and make them start over again once I am at a polite speaking distance.

>So, you want a beer?
>Yes.
>And it's out of stock?
>Yes.
>Then I guess it doesn't even matter that you don't have your ID.

Conversations are so fucking easy when they shout the whole dialogue tree before I even get there.

why the fuck have I been seeing this dish posted countless times lately?
do you retards think your special putting cheese in pasta water? And I have to read your stupid wog speak

idk but now i wanna plant one potato in my kitchen next to basil and thyme

>>17526440
I can't smell. Just the other day I was standing in an urine soaked stairwell(this is not an unusual occurence either) and I had no idea it was a urine soaked stairwell. When I left the cop told me it was a urine soaked stairwell and I literally had no idea.

you shaped you biscuit funny

>>16925368
I lived at a highway rest stop for months
I did have a job and winter wasn't coming thought...
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
$10 ain't worth shit btw

why are Europeans always so mad?

>>16522752
There was a vietnamese cook I knew that everyone called Big Dick Accident because he was cooking without clothes on at home when he reached for a cupboard above the stove and this put his crotch right onto the hot burner. A waitress found out about it when he fucked her once upon a time.

Anyway, your thread is fucking stupid I don't even care to get to the point I was trying to make anymore.

>>16317344
Here's my list of foods I won't eat:

Here's the list of foods I won't eat:

Mayonnaise
Tomatoes
Macaroni(got yelled at for this one once because apparently spaghetti's the same thing and I like that one)
plums
fries if the ketchup has been touching it too long
mustard
sweet pickles
mushrooms
lobster(it's too much work)
milk
tabasco
beer
any fish that has bones in it
radishes
soup broth(except for potato soup)
blueberries
relish
beets
chlorine
raisins
sweets(chocolate, candy, etc)
red wine
poutine(just no)
coffee
applesauce
apples that aren't green
chocolate ice cream
Jams & Jellies
any beverage with a straw
quail eggs
chicken wings with any sauce besides hot
olives
black olives

>>16173621
They sat under my sink for years until I moved and ate them all during my moving trip which was a pretty clever move to save space and kept me from having to stop at restaurants along the way.

oh and I guess I was in the military once upon a time too

>>16058482
That's a hostile work environment and a sign of a poor leader if all he knows how to do is shout.

I work with violent drug addicts daily and I don't even shout and this fast food cook can't even handle a wrong order without screaming?

saw an anime where a maid got shot and killed but later it turned out that she was concealing a frying pan in her cleavage which stopped the bullet from hitting her heart so she was fine

so try there

>>12396700
restaurant workers are typically braindead, they only have themselves to blame for customers being so specific because otherwise they will fuck it up somehow.

To a normal person, you could say: Hey don't put anything on my burger, and you'd get bread and meat and that is all. This is not the case with minimum wage lackeys. You have to drill it into their skull and say:

>I want it plain, absolutely plain, that means nothing, don't put anything on it, yes cheese counts as a thing, plain, no toppings.

and still they fuck it up 50% of the time anyway

>>12275132
You can fly in an airplane too, but that doesn't make us birds. Unlike other animals, we found a way to cheat and eat meat despite our biology not being suited for it. It's called cooking.

Uncooked meat would make you quite ill.

>>11689699
ten glasses, ten plates in that picture alone. There is your problem. I own one bowl, one plate, basically one of everything. And I wash them in the bathtub with me. If they truly need it, which is rare.

>>11360940
but you're supposed to microwave cup noodles

I'd say there's about twenty in mine. Pretty even split, like 5 fast food places, 5 dive bars, 5 pizza places, and five slightly upscaler places or china/japan restaurants.

maybe I could go to the dive, it's open for another four hours, but I don't know if I want to emerge from my domicile.

does bread stay good forever if you put it in the fridge

i think the loaf in there is 3 weeks old, I got a lot of bread at once due to a bread error in my favour, and it doesn't look too bad.