/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw it's been six years since they changed the name but then you randomly see a chocolate vending machine that claims to sell "marathon" bars
>mfw it dispenses a snickers

>>5744996

kek

where have I heard that argument before...

>>5702241

you are probably blissfully unaware of how much of your activity and physical movements are stored in various databases via cell phone networks, browser fingerprinting, beacons, credit card payments, etc.

NFC/RFID is kid stuff, it was scary in like 1999 but you should absolutely not care now. if you do care, unplug right now, throw your cell phone in a ditch, and move to a cabin to type out crazed manifestos on a wooden typewriter because you should be having a complete nervous breakdown

>>5674953
>>5674960
>not eating the shell

does mommy still cut the crusts off your bread too?

>mfw /ck/ is going crazy over some guy who has the equivalent of an original thomas kinkade

what the fuck, guys

>>5612324
>underwhelming
>a fruit

What are you, a fucking nature critic?

>this was a very underwhelming species of tree, the shape of the leaves are entry level hipster bullshit

Just say you didn't like it you fucking sperg, and stay off pitchfork for a while.

>>5593795

You forgot to rant about avocados.

Sometimes retail stores in the city advertise a special giveaway and kids with too much time on their hands line up around the block. You must not be from around here (or at least not have friends around here who could have explained that to you)

It happened with 7/11 yesterday with slurpees, it doesn't mean that 7/11 is now for "hipsters". It means that 7/11 was giving away free stuff.

>>5543025
>payback
>durr durr durr I wasn't even born yet but I'm still mad about pearl harbor

I bet you're obsessed with being attacked by dem terrists too, despite not living near anything of value

>>5516562

I love these know-nothing morons who hang out on /ck/ complaining over people who DARE to put any effort or thought into what they eat

no buddy, a fucking microplane is not like activated almonds, please go choke on a helping of boil in the bag instant rice

>>5503110
>feminazi

whoa, 90s pop culture nostalgia

you got any more where that came from?