/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>live with annoying STEM roommate
>doofus thinks he's smart "IMMA MAN OF SCIENCE BRO"
>comes off as BBT autist
>manchild who's obviously been taken care of by mom and is probably on his third semester living on his own
>doesn't have a job but gets money from parents to order Pizza Hut four times a week and Starbucks everyday
>mostly eats premade campus food that he lets rot in the fridge because he isn't concerned with wasting money that isn't his
>if he cooks, it's mostly ramen, if not that then he fries a frozen chicken breast with frozen vegetables
>can't operate most kitchen appliances like can openers without my demonstrating

>first few weeks he's convinced that things I bought in the kitchen are his to take
>grabs my bottle of pic related because he ran out of his generic fake olive oil shite
>I was out on a date
>come home
>apartment has thick layer of smoke and the room temp feels really hot
>investigate kitchen
>no roommate, but oil spatters everywhere
>roommate hears me and comes from upstairs
>"wtf happened roommate?"
>"Oh I uh went to fry that chicken and uh it didn't work out to well. Sorry."
>see he used over half of my bottle to fry the unthawed chicken breast
>"So you gonna replace my olive oil?"
>he says yeah
>he doesn't go grocery shopping unless his dad comes to visit
>few weeks later
>dad comes to the rescue finally
>they get groceries
>replaces it with a shitty, rancid gallon of store-brand shit because it was obviously cheaper than the nicer brand I buy
>roommate acts like he did me a favor

He was one dumb cunt.