/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15089839
FUCKING STOP IT

HE MADE GOOD OC AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET HIM BAKC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>make oatmeal porridge for breakfast
>takes 15 minutes cuz it has to cook all the way through
>notice i'm out of sugar
>get mad and decide to eat it without sugar
>mfw it tastes like acid

>>10379010
>onions
FUGGIN DROPPED

>>9029478
Seeing this shit triggers me so hard. I work as a server at a wedding venues. We have to carry out 6 lobsters at a time using racks and one time I tripped because a guest pulled his chair out me.

Dropped everything and sprawled all the lobsters across the dance floor and had to clean it up myself in front of 400+ guests and my boss. One guy gut lobster on his expensive pants. For like half a year I had anxiety and went to the bathroom to avoid serving the main course.

Australian here, where can I find cheap sardines that aren't fucking woolies brand tier?

That shit is literally inedible and smells up my house for days, wouldn't even feed to my cat.

>>8322646

>read Shokugeki no Soma
>this meal is bursting with umami flavor
>such refined umami!
>great utilization of umami-rich flavor's that melt in the mouth
>the burst's in Unami flavor make this a 10/10 dish

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? FUCKING JAPS.