/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Look anon, they have french fries!
>Isnt that all you eat?

>>10148547
>tfw when no one in this thread likes Paul Thomas Anderson kino

>>9787998
why the fuck did you have to remind me!?

this is probably not /ck/ material but it is food related so bear with me. for the past two weeks, every time I eat, regardless of what it is, ~4 hours later I get unbearable gut-wrenching stomach pain and gas, usually followed shortly by explosive and incredibly painful fiery shitting. even after I feel I've fully evacuated, the pain and discomfort lingers for a few hours, and only fully disappears once I've vomited/squeezed the few remaining turds out. it's made my life hell, I literally can't function in any facet of my life unless my bowels are completely empty, and has made eating at all very difficult for me to justify. I'm 5'11 135lbs and am dropping weight. should I see a doc?..

why does food have so many fucking calories

why does exercising not burn that many calories

why does alcohol have so many fucking calories

>>8761958
I don't like it when people put hot spices on my food without asking

>don't believe in collecting books and toss them when i'm done reading them
>girl comes over sees i have no books and calls me a liar for saying i'm well read
>she storms out

I was planning on making her a beautiful steak dinner too :(((