/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19407791
The real red pill is coffee is like beer it doesn't matter. A cheap beer can taste just as good as some microbrewery beer.

I for instance have a fully automatic expensive Jura machine en trow in normal beans from te super market and really like my coffee. Often I get bags of expensive beans as a present but I haven't had one that tasted better then my average priced supermarket beans. Although I always politely say the gifted beans tasted nice and as a result I've been getting expensive beans for years although idgaf

I boil my ramen in onion soup mix and serve with shredded gouda

>>12153683
yep
when will they learn
.t fellow spicy food connoisseur

>>11640928

I mean.....Mcdicks isn't even that bad to eat depending on what you get (even the burgers). As long as you maintain at least moderate excercise, and aren't eating literally 100% of your meals there it's not going to ever kill you.

>>11628213
Restaurant employee here. I have hosted, bussed, served for several years and when I finally got fed up with FOH I became a prep and line cook.

Restaurant jobs force you to deal with the absolute shitty humans on earth. Fat, entitled pieces of shit complaining about anything they can, getting screwed over for a living by hosts overseating you, kitchen stuff that's out of your control affecting your tables and therefore your tips. Serving is one of the worst jobs you can ever have but the potential for that big tip makes up for it to some people. The idea that one a busy weekend you can walk out with 200 bucks in your wallet from tips is what keeps people doing it. Combined with the fact that no experience is required and literally anyone that can hold a conversation has the ability to make those big tips makes it a job that's hard to leave.
But dealing with other humans for a living is the most soul crushing shit ever. Women in groups getting soups and whining about lemons for their waters, teenagers, foreigners who don't tip, black people, the list goes on and on.

BOH isn't much better, just different. Instead of the guests we have to deal with servers fucking up orders and scrambling to tell us to fix something we've already finished so we have to make it again. Getting overwhelmed in the kitchen on a busy day and just getting fucking killed, stuff running out, not having it prepped, it goes on and on.

tl;dr It's one of the worst industries to work in but one of the hardest to get out of, so most people just cope by doing drugs and drinking. Me included.

>>11616658
Ill have the poo poo plater

>>11040774

>>10823949
>implying im not a falseflag amerimutt

>>10823965
maple is bordering on meme tier for me at this point. Its a really strong flavor, Every time I put enough on my waffles to get them wet, its way way overpowering and strong. Im a just a trashy trucker that prefers regular syrup, I guess.

>>10651896
Yes, and there's not a single pepper I haven't tried

>>5500462
Big Kahuna Burger Recipe (semi-official, and a very good burger)

2lbs hamburger
4 tbs teriyaki marinade (La Choy is good)
6 pineapple slices
6 slices of provolone
1 pkg large buns (King's Hawaiian are best)

Optional:
lettuce, purple onion, tomato, sliced jalapeno, peperoncini or banana pepper.

Big Kahuna Secret Sauce

Equal parts ketchup and brown sugar
1 tbsp Dijon mustard

Simmer all ingredients until sugar is melted and fully blended.

Marinate hamburger for at least an hour

BBQ grill both burgers and pineapple slices then melt cheese over burger before serving. If it absolutely wont hold together because you used to much marinade, then for fucks sake dont be afraid to throw some bread crumbs in it or something to hold it together. Otherwise it will turn out to be sloppy joes practically, im speaking from experience.

Alright /ck/ I have a problem. My boy friend is insistent that eating tiger penis will make him more of a man and have a larger penis.
Trouble is this stuff is extremely expensive. I am going bankrupt. I haven't noticed any real difference especially in his size department. So I don't know how long it will take to work, does anyone here know? Are there any substitutes I can use? What about bull penis? It is much more plentiful and cheap.
Help me /ck/.

>>5216466
Bullshit.

Also,
>cancerigens

Whatever you say, DOCtor.

>>5187330
>mfw americans call greeny weenie sour snappers "pickles"

>>4951777
Trips confirms that Beavis was Crying, /ck/.. hehe

because im not american