/ck/ - Food & Cooking

1. Put a potato in the oven to bake for an hour at 400F.

2. Leave the house.

3. Come back inside and describe the smell.

>>17465053
>>17466079
>Omg I’m gonna snoof

>>16835994
Enjoy it

>Sophomore year of Highschool 6-7 years ago
>School lets us go off campus during free periods/lunch
>Chilling in the student longue during a free period one day
>One of my friends on wrestling team wants to know if I want to walk to Papa John's with him because he wants some wings
>Wasn't hungry, but I say why not because I wasn't doing shit anyways
>Papa John's is only a few blocks away
>Get there around 11:30
>Sign says they open at 10:00
>Walk inside
>Immediately I am hit with what is to this day, the most offensive odor I have ever had the misfortune of smelling, in my life
>It was like somebody had taken a shit in the Pizza Oven and set the heat to max
>Entire restaurant fucking reeks of oven fried feces
>Lone disoriented employee at the cash register looks like he wants to cry, and tells us that they're not open yet and to come back later
>Do a 360 and leave
>Look at my friend and ask him if he noticed the smell
>FuckyeaIdid.jpg
>Have not eaten Papa John's to this day

>>14778577
I LOVE chickpeas and how my gf has incorporated them into her diet. She loves to feel healthy eating them as an alternative source of protein to meat, but to my pleasure she has turned into an absolute brap hog. She complains of feeling boated all the time but she never says she has to release some braps. So she tries to sneak them out at night when she thinks I'm sleeping. Little does she know that I intentionally have the sheets pulled over my nose so I can inhale all the goodness she's unleashing.

Thank god for chickpeas! She tried mixing and matching other plant protein sources, but NOTHING competes with what chickpeas do to her bowels

>>14393255

>>14003263
ahhh, olive oil

>Jack

>>12868527
Time to double my intake

>>12186942
MMMMMMM

>>12178181
>smell ya later fatties
but I'd rather smell you

>>12147395
brappppppppppppppppppppp

>It's no secret the keto diet comes with some icky side effects. Keto flu, keto breath, keto diarrhea—yep, this weight-loss plan has a dark side. But some women say that they're experiencing one especially nasty keto diet byproduct: keto crotch, or a stinky vagina.
>"I've been on the diet for about a month and a half now and I've noticed that my vaginal odors have gotten MUCH stronger," user SxarAnise wrote on Reddit. "I'm not exactly sure how vaginas are 'supposed' to smell like. Many say 'musky' but I feel like that's too mild of a word... It's much stronger than 'musk' for me."

>>11890753

>>11076957
Because they don't enhance your braps.

>>11074927
What her farts smell like?

>>11005428
POO POO PEE PEE

>>10988434
Lol so mad

No, of course not babe

>>10860464

>>10843291
Awesome work so far. Praise be to Anon!

>>10767037

>>10664548

>>10650983
>>10651211