/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8396739
Dukes Mayonnaise® tastes like literal rape. Every spoonful tastes like fear, sweat, taint, and bloody semen.

Miracle whip is the only way to go.

Alright check it.

>cook a medium rare steak on high heat, flipping once after 3 1/2 minutes and finishing after another 4 minutes
>put steak into blender
>take shredded steak and put it into a bowl
>stir in some a1, wershershishershshaush, and some minced garlic
>keep stirring until it's a nice paste
>get a second steak
>cut slits into steak and put mixture in between each slit
>Coat the steak in the remaining mixture
>cook the slab in a nice hot pan
>medium rare
>garnish with hot sex from your impressed wife/girlfriend/substitute teacher