/ck/ - Food & Cooking

wut
>2 weeks ago
>old lady orders the pesto pasta without pesto and without sundried tomatos
>ends up just being pasta, cream, shallots and chicken seasoning
>gets hungry while waiting for main, orders the pesto garlic bread entree special
>???
bonkers
>cleaning the deep fryers
>grease gets everywhere, stuck in pores of skin
>takes 3 showers to not feel sticky anymore
>would probably be less bad if i did it weekly, to lazy though
laugh
>manager almost fills the 30 year old boomer meme perfectly
>unironically drinks /sips/ most shifts
>rumours start being circulated by front of house that he is a pedo
>gets so serious that he calls a staff wide meeting one morning
>"she was 16, and was therefore legal by that state's standards"
>"i dont want to hear whispers about this again"
>equal parts laughing and confused on the inside