/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>one thread against monster threads deleted in 10 minutes
>meanwhile 3-5 sip threads at once are allowed to take up board space
the absolute state of /ck/ everybody

>>10223022
>He doesn't like good rum at a good price

>Two seperate threads shitting on the latest Binging With Babish video

>Four threads asking stupid, baited questions about the eating habits of Americans

>Two threads shitting on coffee

>Two threads referencing Tide Pods

>4 Fast food related threads

>972 Shitposts about food looking like plops of shit

>9999+ Negative posts about Americans and the food they eat, portion sizes, etc.

This may be the worst board on Earth.

>>10030000
Quads speak truth.

>>9986831
this board is truly cu/ck/ed

>>9986027
>its totally not fake faglords!!!!
>check out these obvious samefag posts

The good part of you ran down your mothers ass crack

>>9936975
>>9937029
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.