/ck/ - Food & Cooking

May 15th, 2018. Sitting in a jail cell, long story. I'd never been locked up before. No sugar in any of the food because inmates can use it to make prison wine, so everything is bland and flavorless in a small proportion. I get a cup of kool aid, it's not the zero sugar variety, they just took the packs you're supposed to add sugar to and didn't add sugar. I was arrested three days earlier. When they grabbed me they had animal control take my dog. I've had no way to contact them. The fifteenth rolls around, my birthday. My dog is being put to sleep. I drink red water while a guy who's fried his brain on K2 (synthetic weed) giggles and grunts in the next cell while flushing his toilet over and over.