/ck/ - Food & Cooking

if you don't break your spaghetti it's more likely to fall out of your pockets

tfw noodles are broken

>>13949951
>don't want to stain youre pockets

>Get job at restaurant thanks to /ck/
>Dishwasher, straightforward do my job
>Promoted and given a few bussing shifts, steadily training for server
>Go in today for first bussing shift
>No formal training, don't know how to formally approach customers and converse with them

COMMENCE SPAGHETTI

>break a dish in the first 5 minutes of the shift
>crash into qt3.14 waitress, she is evidently irritated and says "You should watch where you're going!"
>don't know what to do with free time, awkwardly stand around and get in people's way
>forget to respond when customers say "thank you", make myself look like an asshole
>approach tables with "hey guys!", manager tells me to use formal language
>approach a table, about to say "hey guys!" and remember mid-speech i'm not supposed to say that
>"HIAHU"
>their faces when
>eventually get a bit used to it, approach a table, "how's everything? could I get some of this stuff out of your way?"
>successfully give them bill and complete payment, going smoothly
>think in my head, "thanks for coming, have a great night"
>comes out 'THENGSFURCOMNIGAVAGRAYNAIT"
>they're holding back laughter
>sweating so fucking much, keep making trips to bathroom to wipe sweat
>qt3.14 waitress asks "are you usually this emotionless and boring?"
>BITCH IM NERVOUS AS FUCK RIGHT NOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE AMOUNTS OF SPAGHETTI FLOWING ELEGANTLY FROM MY GARMENTS

Worst of all, the manager is evaluating me the entire time and he only sees me when I have nothing to do and am standing around

Fuck what do I do r9k I have work tomorrow too I don't think I can do this, any tips on improving or phrases to use? Jesus christ everything is in flames this is terrible please help

;_;

>>3736027
>>3736032