/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>be fat six year old
>always demand chicken nuggets
>every day
>all day
>parents eventually worked this into a system
>they would get 20 nuggets for me in the morning
>20 nuggets for me at night
>always demand extra sauce
>never enough goddamn creamy ranch
>always yell from the backseat of our minivan
>TELL THEM EXTRA-EXTRA SAUCE MOM
>they never give me enough sauce
>six sweet'n'sours for 20 nuggets? get the fuck outta here
>every time she pulls up i can hear the people inside
>"it's the extra sauce kid! goddamn holy shit!"
>eventually they put up a sign that states they can only give one sauce for every four nuggets
>refuse and demand more sauce
>they'd have to charge me
>mom and i go into the store to dispute this saucy issue
>manager is chasing out mexican family who were taking all the creamers for some party
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak-EhzM5oOg
>that song starts playing as for the first time in my life i see a six year old fatter then me
>i realize the error of my way
>i should have been getting tangy BBQ this whole time
>order happy meal because bionicle toys
>mfw