/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6773062
>colloquial
Yeah, don't pretend you know what you're doing. It just makes you look even more pathetic; impossible you say? Not at all, you will continue to look more pathetic the more you post!

As a man of means and ability I prefer to cook pancakes in a waffle iron to give them a crispier texture while retaining the fluffy insides of a pancake.

To put it simply, I have transcended the traditional breakfast world and you are all now my subjects as I rule on high from my throne atop Breakfastia Mountain.

Don't you know anything? You need to drown them first to kill them. You ever tried to eat a live potato? Shit will fuck you up, son.