/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20377948
I'll have whatever food is in your apocalypse bunker. After I gas you out of course.

>>20223568
Make a pie or I'll make a pie out of you

>stops microwave with less than 5 seconds left on timer

>>20101859

>>20092621
Scoop it up and place it back in the container. No one will know.

>>20007877

>Buy charcoal chicken for family
>Chips, gravy , seafood pasta, coleslaw
>Buy two of those round fluffy roasted potatoes and eat in the car on the way home
>Get home , tell everyone they had no roast potatoes
>Devilish

>be me
>at McDonald’s
>order mnm’s McFlurry at kiosk
>customise item
>remove mnms
>add milo
>order
>wagie calls my order number to no response
>waits there awkwardly, sweating bullets
>“MnM’s McFlurry with no MnM’s and milo”
>collect McFlurry

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>>19321848
You're evil anon!!

>>19099950
The keep the grill going nonstop

Times you did a little /ck/ trolling

>Fridge in our company for employee food they brought
>Eat collegues food
>They get angry, try to find culprit
>Im angry too, my food was eaten too (also by me)
>Can't find me, strike unexpectedly
>Regular emergency meetings
>Last meeting our Vegan brags how the food thief never steals her food

Guess who found his vegan meal in the garbage bin today

>>18794861

>>18649266
>Local grocery store carries returnable soda pop glass bottles
>They even charge a return fee
>Walk by the store every morning on my way to work
>One day I go in and buy some soda and some breakfast
>Do it the next day
>And the next day
>Soda bottle collection reaches 50 bottles
>Every time the old Asian guy who owns the store sees me he asks bottle? Bottle?
>Eventually he has to stop selling that soda because the distributer asks for the bottles back and he doesn't have it

>tfw gluten intolerant
>sometimes I eat pizza knowing full well I'm going to be bloated and gassy and shitting myself for 2 days afterward
what are some devilish ways you prank yourself?

I just brewed a cup by pouring in pentagram pattern. what did I think of it?

>ask for a cup for water
>fill it with soda instead

>be me, an experienced cook
>known for it amongst friends and family
>they ask me for my recipes
>I leave out a few key ingredients or say to use less of them than I actually do in the recipe
>it does not turn out as well and they assume it's because they are worse cooks
>my status is unchallenged

Anyone else do this?

>>18010838
>Makes me wonder how many apply and just eat the fucking food then "quit".
Probably more than a few people who do that after realizing it's not that lucrative if even worth it as a flow of cash, but the amount of fucks needed to get started doesn't have to high to gatekeep pic-related kinds of hooligans.

i love white chocolate.

>>17640235

>Recipe calls for noodles
>Use pasta

>>14060628

How the fuck do you guys pay so much for your food? Even that Ken Domik guy who is probably making decent Youtube bucks, complains everytime he gets his bill handed back to him.

There's even stories of Canadians driving to America to grocery shop as it works out that much cheaper.

Wtf lads.

>>13269784
id order the Oktoberfest sausages in November