/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11637043
>carrot
>posts radish
This is your brain on mainland Chinese...

>>11422951
>that 22 year old boomer who can't make scrambled eggs

>he doesn't wash his rice

>>10903973
My campmate's cum.
>>10903978
>camping overnight witj your family
Kek it doesn't get any more autistic than this

>>10778677
>>10778793
"I'm using coconut oil now because it's edible," Brad explained, and efortlessly squeezed in another two fingers into anon's soft well-lubed hole, "but you can use whatever you want, really." Giving anon's bitch switch one final push, Brad's magic finger techniques made anon's cum fly out from his cock and his legs twitch uncontrollably. Too weak to hold himself up, anon collapses sideways onto the working table in a cock-crazed daze. "Oh, oops," Brad said, after cleaning off his fingers and finally noticing the collapsed anon, "no wait, that's perfect actually."
Brad unleashes his rock hard 8"x10" monster, uncut with thick folds of foreskin covering the cockhelm with glistening precum. "Here comes the interesting part Vinny," Brad said as he slides his meat into the vessel in one thrust. All anon could muster at this point was a few pathetic sissy whimpers, as well as releasing several queefs from his dicksleeve of an asshole. "Whoa, haha, d'you catch that, Vinny?" Brad exclaimed, as he begins to increase the rate by which he pimps his cream pipe into anon, whose eyes have rolled so far back into his skull that he might as well be seeing all the dicks imprinted into his brain by Brad's harsh pounding. All he could feel at this point is Brad's stiff cockhead constantly rubbing on his prostate, registering in his mind as nothing but sinful pleasure.
"It's time to deposit the milk!" Brad said with laboured breathing, and with one last thrust he floods anon's sigmoid colon with nothing but his freshly squeezed babybatter. "And that's how it's done folks..." Brad sighed as he spotted Vinny's hard-to-ignore raging hard-on that's about to burst from behind his apron.
"Wanna give it a whirl Vinny?" Brad asked, and quickly affixed the expander into anon's gaping, loose creamy hole, holding it invitingly wide open. "Just shoot it all up there, champ," Brad urged.