/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12213668
>blueberries arent blue
>blackberries arent black
>straw berries arent straw
>elderberries arent old
>gooseberries arent made of geese
>grapes dont even fucking have berry in their name
Fuck this earth.

>>10205783
It's withdrawal hallucinations for me, it takes me a minute to figure out I don't have youtube on or something and it's all in my head. Super fucked up.

>>10154414
Girls always give me the "I will always love you, I just can't do this" joke. I've destroyed so many relationshits. I'm over limit.

>>10125297
When I try to sleep, I have to make myself think of fucking a girl, or anything other than the nightmares, the horrific faces, etc. brb, gunna spend 20 mins on the floor trying to sleep. Will jar myself awake and be back again.

Reaaaaaally getting tired of these full load solid toilet clogger sober shits. Why can't life just let me be sober without causing fucking problems. Might fish up some beers tomorrow. inb4 bender

So I've only got $42 to survive on for the next two weeks.

What should I buy?

>>9239239
Do you think your meth intake could be related to your ability to see tiny magical men somehow?
>>9239248
He doesn't want them nibbling on his nuts, duh

Also does any al/ck/ie here have an advice for heartburn? I get it all the time while drinking so I mostly just drink milk while getting drunk but I think I'm still on the fast track to an ulcer.