/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>move across country with friend who has never lived on his own before
>obviously had no experience in a kitchen beyond frying bacon
>only food he can make is microwaved or hotdogs in a stove top pan
>other roommates complain about burnt pans
>later watch this guy cook a hotdog and see he just throws the dog on the pan, no water/oil
>i tell him to throw some oil or butter in the pan, and show him how its done
>oil lands in thin streak
>he looks at me in confusion, and asks "how the hell am i going to spread the oil on the pan?"
>i tilt the pan back and forth, coating the bottom of the pan
>mfw

he's not retarded, he just has never cooked for himself and solely relies on fast food. the guy only drank milk and soda. he never drank a glass of water the entire time we lived under the same roof.