/ck/ - Food & Cooking

> Couple of roommates
> Super neckbeard guy in late 20's shares a room with his 300 lb plus landwhale wife
> They seem to either work at super erratic hours or just not at all. I can't tell. Don't tend to interact with them since I'm in the basement apartment
> Cook all the time
> By cook I mean burning stuff onto every possible pot and pan
> Leave in sink to 'soak'
> Will never make any attempt to come back and actually clean it
> Can't be bothered to watch a pot so it always ends up boiling over and getting something or other burnt onto the stove top
> Sometimes look for a certain pot or pan
> Can't find it
> 10 times out of 10 it's in the fridge with food in it with a sticky note saying "_______'s leftovers. Don't touch"
> Pots and pans seem to be slowly disappearing. No idea what's happening to them. Have theories...