/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Christmas Day in 22 minutes. Fuck, why can’t I just have a nice gf for a change. I’d kil for an gril to cuddle up with in front of the electric fan heater with an a4 printout of a cosy, open fire on it. Someone to buy a thoughtful present for, put a Santa hat on, pull crackers with and ultimately spawn babbies with, for even more opportunities to refuse to be old, and instead relive the childhood Christmas feel by prepping Xmas for an mini-me.
>looks out of window, glancing at strings of coloured lights on peoples windows, silhouette of a Christmas tree in someone’s lounge, shops all have lights off, everyone is at home doing Christmas sex up their wives, looking forward to a feast and presents in the morning
>looks around room - piss bottles, puke stains, empties and rot
>pulls another cracker with himself