/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7940913
I love this stuff to the extent that it hurts me

>late at night
>just got home, haven't eaten a thing all day
>remember I have a jar of this shit in the fridge with some cheapo corn chips
>immediately start shoveling it into my mouth
>finish the whole jar
>an hour later I feel a rumbly in my tumbly
>go to take a shit
>single shit, think okay I guess that was it
>IMMEDIATELY after this yellow liquid starts spewing out my ass
>body seems to have rejected the queso dip and I'm being punished
>shit molten cheese dip for about an hour
>crawl into bed after being thoroughly defeated

I bought another jar the next day.

Grab a jar of this stuff and just dice up the other toppings at home. Put it and a can of chili in one of those three-department crockpots if it's for a party.