/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sliced rotted pussy lips

cucumbers and carrots on a sandwich

>Bite into something yellow
>It's banana flavor and not lemon

>Ask somebody to get you a soda/iced tea/lemonade/energy drink/w/e sugary beverage while they're in the store
>They come out with the diet version of what you asked for

>>5945373
What? Idgi, is Linkin Park supposed to be your reference to edginess or something? That's pretty fucking dumb considering they were the most squeeky clean teeny bopper band to come out of the entire "nu-metal" generation.

>>5945384
I'm 25 years old you jackass, I'm not going to regret playing a mean prank on somebody who I don't give a flying fuck about when I'm 50, I bet I'll find it funny then too. And he doesn't have a health condition he just became a vegan like last fucking year, not that I give a shit anyway...I wish he had a condition because if he ended up shitting his pants or something that would just make it funnier.

>Pickles on burgers and sandwiches

>feta cheese on a hamburger

>boston baked beans
>lemonheads
>sugar babies
>peanut brittle

seriously? why stop the cruelty there? why not go all the way and throw in circus peanuts, and candy cigarettes. looks like he was trying to troll you OP...but fortunately gained a heart halfway through and threw in some good shit too, enjoy the rest.

Everybody on this board always says McDonalds burgers are better than Burger Kings, why? I've always thought as far as shit level fast food burgers go, BK killed MCD's

>eating freeze dried peas and corn in your ramen
>eating out of styrofoam
>eating the worst ramen flavor

wow OP you're a whiny little cunt, who actually gives a fuck...i guarantee you are no fun to be around and that your friends find you a total and complete drag, and probably speak badly of you when you're not around