/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12438703
How exactly did you agree with me?

>>5623969
>vegetarian
>hates vegetables

>>5492259
>buy beverage called "Sleep"
>drink it
>get sleepy
>"whoaguizeIdidn'tsignupforthis"
>this guy

I have a friend who cooks everything in the goddamn crockpot. Drives me fucking nuts. Sure, there's a time and a place for crockpot cooking, but this person makes nearly every single fucking meal in it. Lasangna, soups, roasts, casseroles, all kinds of terrifying shit. I once saw them put a fucking RIB ROAST in the crock pot with fucking bacon and ranch dressing mix and a bunch of other shit and call it "The best pot roast EVER!!" ALL OF MY RAGE. ALL OF IT.

>>5411418
>LA just like Europe

Oh god, my sides. You're a fucktard.

>>5234507
>mfw when that looks very much like my sister-in-law's husband.....

>tfw your dog waits till you leave the house, then sits in a chair at the dining table and chews up napkins in a small neat pile on the placemat, as if she were actually eating.
>tfw she had to actually retrieve those napkins from the napkin holder
>tfw she left telltale hind paw prints on the chair seat, but everything else looks completely normal, like you left it.

I swear to fuck, I'm installing nannycams.......

>>4990053
Seconding terrines.
Holy mother of fuck, I barely have the patience for that. I haven't made one in several years now, even though I've had a few requests, because I just can't bring myself to do it again, lol.
>mfw

>>4971567

>I shouldn't have to google how to use a fucking pan.

You really shouldn't. But here we are.

>>4948166
>>4948169
The surest sign of low intelligence. You can't think of anything better to say than "Lol you butthurt". This is barely worth my time, it would almost be more interesting to sit and stare at the wall than this. Pathetic.

>>4902665
>what were there topping on?

>>4887892
>i'maman.jpg..