/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Alright look. I want names, dammit. Motives. The chief is on my ass. The whole city is talkin' about 'the Burger Killer' and this board looks like a bunch of clowns in the local news.

What do we got so far? A gas stove and a 10 inch fry pan at the scene. Two thick beef patties.

You're supposed to be the best minds we got. One of you must know something. What happened here? Was the beef grease too heavy for the mushrooms? How was the center going to get cooked without burning the outside? Should the bacon have been soft instead of crispy?

One of you mugs knows somethin', see? The jig is up. Johnny Law knows the score, and when the fuzz puts the kabash on this racket, someones gonna be singin from the big house, ya understand?

So start talkin'.