/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A long time ago I went a week without shitting and at the week mark, I stopped eating. It was excruciating how the food had become so compacted inside me, and a week after I stopped eating, my mom convinced me to eat some hot mashed potatoes. An hour later, I ran to the toilet and spent 4 hours ejecting shit pudding from my anus... Every time I tried to stand up, more came out. The neighbors were complaining of the smell while this was happening. By the time I was done, The shit chutney was almost at the rim of the toilet. I filled a bucket with toilet paper covered in hot tar shit.

My mom works at a piss and blood lab so I asked her if there was something wrong with my shit. She told me she'd gather some in a tupperware container and bring it in for testing. So I'm standing there, watching her scoop it up with a ladle, retching the whole time. She puts the lid on the container and it is already getting misty in there. I'm fantasizing about her walking in to work with a clear plastic container of her son's shit but she'll probably chuck it out the window on the way to work.