/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16449225
>left it in the sink
>to air dry

It's literally a lump of -iron-. What did you expect to happen? Jesus Christ, Anon. Get your shit sorted out.

>water with burgers

>>15489967
clean your fucking kitchen area that is not a healthy environment to store or cook food

>>15480154
>WHY

>>15462240
>OH GOD EVERYONE HEARD MY FAT FINGERS OPEN THE PEPSI

>>15454478
>NOT MY SEASONING OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

There's actually a 4chan food board?!

>>12373770
>Dad found the cum lube bottle

>>11963843
>eating outside
>letting other people cook my food

2paranoid4that

>tfw I accidentally managed to make my pan hot, but not nice

>>11710365
the hole goes deeper

>>11173978
looks like you would try to kill yourself over a game of league, given the state of that fridge.
>yfw

>>10983838
While i highly doubt that, thinking about british """"""cuisine""""" made me consider it

>>10930822
>instead of drinking 4l soda bottles straight all day long I switched to veggies
>my blood sugar is lower! keto BTFO

>seasoned the taco meat before draining the grease

>>10453227
>168 counts of murder
Jesus Christ

>>10275114
>I took my wife
>sending it to her boyfriend.
WHAT????????

>>10168877
Game changer.

>tfw only 13oz left
t-this will be enough

>>10033685
don't ever trick me again

>those eggs
Anon..

>>10014598
y-you too

>tfw mother is a fucking AWFUL cook
>but we are Filipino so she is deluded like all of us and thinks she is an amazing chef
>probably have seen some of our cooking here
>anyway, for some reason she loved the movie Scarface
>every saturday we had to sit and watch and eat her home made 'scarface pizza'
>this pizza was fucking disgusting
>you might think it would be sugar or something to represent cocaine but no
>her favorutie scene in the movie was the one where he laughs at his wife for being infertile
>so she made the pizza based on infertile womb and called it 'Elviras Womb Pizza'
>crust very thin and cooked 'to crispiness' (burnt) to represent a burnt out womb
>extra tomato sauce to represent miscarriage blood
>tomato sauce spiked with 4 or 5 tablespoons of sugar (cocaine) and half rotted grapes (alcohol) for the causes of her rotten womb
>no cheese because an infertile woman has no breast milk
>only toppings are raw cold ham (to represent the police tony had to deal with) and a half ketchup half pureed banana solution (not to do with movie, just her special sauce)

man it was fucking disgusting.

>>9738995
This is depressing as fuck, this could be me one day.