/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20533579
>don't listen to the paranoid faggot no one is going to fuck with the food

No, I will not eat where homeless people shit.

>>20499628
Your 2-second petroleum fireball does nothing except lightly sear my foul leavings for extra malliard umami in those black grill marks.

>>20495945
No need, the public grills already have the, uh, "stuff" that you're looking for...

>>20456409
Nice troll, this subject is always inexplicably controversial. Let us review the basic, established, inctrovertible facts.
>Those are not grills, they are for the park staff to incinerate dog feces
>Over time, they also became popular receptacles for homeless and teenagers to deposit waste
>Ignorant minorities sometimes assume they are "grills" and use them for cooking food, despite all sensory evidence to the contrary
>These people actually believe that a 2-second fireball of lighter fluid is enough to remove years of caked-on waste, rather than a brief spectacle that if anything hardens the waste residue even more
>Sometimes, ignorant children from single mothers witness all this and assume this is accepted American practice
>It is not. (Why would anyone even cook food at the public homeless park instead of your White American Suburban backyard?)
But thanks for the seasonable reminder, every year people die from cooking food on the dogshit incinerators as a "prank".

>>20390932
>>20391291
Nope, you're just eating charred piss & shit instead of fresh piss & shit.
>lol carbon is carbon
Look, we all wish we lived in a high-trust homogenous society with a reliable justice system.... but imagine the feeling of a homeless man scraping his bleeding, poopy ringmeat against the rusty grates, only to be chased off by a gang of whooping teenagers showering the entire scene with their Monster Energy skateboard piss..... this is the environment in which you have chose to barbecue your Great Value Hot Dogs. Even Karen puts her pomeranian dogshit baggies in those grills because hey, it's not as if any actual human would use them.

>>20386502
>just cook your food in dog turds and homeless piss
inb4 "the heat of the lighter fluid sterilizes the grill", it doesn't, and you know it, you're just a scat fiend

>>19809265
They're perfectly fine. In the old days, you could just walk up to a hobo or troubled teen and ask them to piss and shit in your mouth for a nickel, but that's increasingly difficult these days. So public grills are probably the best way to get the flavour and germs of piss and shit without having to sign up for OnlyFans.

Now, some geniuses like this guy >>19809280 will claim that "the heat of the fire kills the shit", but that's obviously ludicrous. We're not talking about quantum oven technology from 1940s Germany. A fireball of lighter fluid, while impressive to watch, isn't doing anything except giving the shit & piss a slight tasty petroleum sear.

So rest assured, if you use a public grill, you are GUARANTEED to infuse your Impossible Hot Dogs with the rich umami taste of human feces. Your wife should not worry about going all the way to the park without at least getting a taste of a tramp's malt-liquor diarrhea.