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on my 2nd O'Doul's

>mom found me blackout drunk on the front lawn with her favorite sweater covered in puke wrapped around my head

>go to restaurant bar to watch baseball game
>get absolutely blasted over the course of a few hours
>later in the evening start hitting on a girl while 10/10 drunk
>she was with a friend in a booth and I just slide in nonchalant like a drunk idiot
>slurring my words and acting belligerent
>an acquaintance of mine sees me blowing it and convinces me to leave and I stumble home
>go back to restaurant next day for lunch
>the girl I was hitting on turns out to be a server there and I'm overwhelmed with embarrassment
I havn't been back since

>>10340841
I wish, but i've been banned from most clubs/bars in my town, even the pool hall. So, i just drink and play vidya in my room