/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw your dad calls you up and starts yelling about Kentucky Fried Chicken

>tfw out of regular soda
>only have diet soda in the house

I was just thirsty, now I'm thirsty and mad.

>tfw Toppers discontinued their Nacho Topper pizza.

IT WAS THE BEST PIZZA ON THE MENU!!! What the fuck were they thinking? I am thoroughly disgusted right now, genuinely seething.

>Drink at least a 12 pack of Mountain Dew every day
>Don't even care anymore

this is still going?
it was just a joke, guys.

>>12583455
>tfw a Finn
At least we enjoy our own garbage

>tfw gotta eat healthy

Food and recipes for this feel lads? I've been eating eggs, oatmeal, fruit, and veggies for the last week and it's getting old.

>tfw no gf that bakes you cakes and pastries

What does food taste like?

>>8806365
Bruh you look like Wojack

>>8762191
N-no that's not true...

When eating cereal, I coat the bottom of my bowl with a thick layer of nutella before pouring in the cereal and then the milk.

>>8236773
that was my point, you simian

don't forget to breathe now

>tfw no Cuisinart

>depression sandwiches
not sure this is the correct phrase

When I was depressed I literally spent 6 hours a day making sandwiches to try and 'prove' that I was a worthwhile member of society

One one particular day I sat at my desk for 4 hours slicing a boiled egg with a thin razer blade and put it in between 2 slices of pitta bread to try and create something artisan, I told my parents it was a 'Middle Eastern Birth Breakfast' and my dad told me it was more like a sandwich artist had a stroke with the brush in his hand.

felt bad, but some of the sandwiches I made tasted good.

>>7235201

Honestly as a fellow fatty beta this video made me feel back for Jack

>In pretty much the same situation 4 years ago
>Had a gf
>She lost weight after we started dating and became incredibly good looking while I gained weight
>I could see she was starting to resent my obesity
>try cooking for her to bring her back to my weight
>doesn't work
>Came to her apartment one day, she was loudly fucking some other guy
>Too beta to burst in and stop it
>Decided that I could 'lure her out' with cookies
>Start baking some cookies in her kitchen
>Add lots of stuff to make them smell good
>Take them to her bedroom door
>Stand outside with the cookies in my hand thinking 'the smell will remind her why she loves me'
>literally stood outside with cookie tray for 20 minutes
>eventually crumbled the cookies into a trail across the floor into the kitchen
>left a paper note outside her door saying 'follow the crumbs to true love'
>stood in the kitchen for another 10 minutes expecting her to come through and remember me
>she doesn't
>end up picking up the cookie crumbs and paper and leaving to eat the cookies in my car by myself
>never contacted her again

Us fatties have it bad.

>>6944575
>tfw you were born in time to see Britain fall

>>6752834
Getting paid to eat taco bell while shitposting on a Hungarian ant farming message board is my dream career.
Fuck, man, I never knew I wanted this.

Now I do.

>tfw I share a name with him

I need to start going by John.

>>6587276

how are my veganbros holding up with the hamburger captchas? i almost have to throw up everytime i make a post

I feel nothing.

>>6471639
>70p