/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What the fuck else would you order? I don't need a birthday cake on top of my beverage, if you're not a girl or a little kid theres no need for any of that shit...no whipped cream, no chocolates, no sprinkles, you're an adult

Because in the USA chocolate is a treat for children who don't know shit about what's good or not...if you're an adult, you shouldn't be consuming or care about chocolate...unless of course you're a female and you're pregnant or just got dumped or some shit. Grown men don't eat chocolate, candy, or ice cream, etc etc. Grow up.