/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Okay OP. I will give you a recipe that you LITERALLY cannot fuck up.
Get some Sauer Kraut. Get some Kielbasa. Cut up an onion after you clear the skin and outer layer and cut cones into the top and bottom so you don't get any rough stuff.

Place the cut onion and the sauerkraut into a pot with around 1/6 cup of water and a tablespoon of sugar. Keep it on low heat. Cut the sausage into finger-sized lengths and put them into the pot around 1-1.5 hours before you eat. Cover. LOW HEAT. REMEMBER. LOW. HEAT.

2nd: get a box of mac n cheese. Follow directions.

3rd: Cook some frozen veg in the microwave on high with butter, salt, and pepper so they get steamy.

Literally the easiest meal you can make. Impossible to fuck it up.

For dessert, buy a cake or pie. Don't try to make it or you'll fuck it up.