/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far better human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

>>8136962
>Dogs are the oldest domesticated animal, they've been by our sides for 40,000 plus years. Unlike cows, goats, sheep, chicken, etc., dogs were not bred to eat. They came from a time before agriculture- they were domesticated to hunt with us. The taste for dog meat has only ever developed in various cultures because at one point people were starving at had to resort to eating them. But even then these cultures have legends and stories about the bond between man and dog. To me, eating dog is betraying an extremely primordial- and unique- relationship 40,000 years in the making.

>>7497811
>If you mean "fat" in the colloquial sense ie. the slang for having an erect phallus, then yes I am very "fat" indeed, but I'm afraid it has nothing to do with this thread so the accuracy of your surmisal is pure coincidence rather than the product of intelligent inference.

>blue like my soul, m'lady